So you were all on the collective edge of your seat this whole weekend, right? Just waiting breathlessly for my big announcement, your imagination running wild with possibilities: is she going to come to my house and make me a pie? Is she going to try another giveaway that no one is interested in? Is she finally going into rehab to deal with her devastating Ben & Jerry’s addiction?
No. You’re all wrong. Suckers. No pie for you.

It turns out that yours truly has won the grand prize in the Shelf Unbound competition for best self-published book. The Last Death of Tev Chrisini will be featured in the December/January issue of the magazine. I also win a year of free ad space and some pretty serious bragging rights, considering there were almost 800 entries.
This is the first time I’ve won anything since a French language poetry contest in 11th grade, so I’m pretty psyched. Like, seriously psyched. Besides the fact that I might actually make a few bucks off the deal, this is my first taste of recognition from anyone in the established industry, and it’s hugely validating, motivating, and generally squee-inducing.
I won’t keep on gushing and gibbering for too long, but suffice to say I’m very honored and extremely excited. Shelf Unbound is a beautifully presented digital publication, and the editor said some very nice things about my work when I spoke to her last week (she even bought a paperback), which I really appreciated. This is definitely a Good Thing, and a leap forward for me in many ways.
So I’d like to thank the Academy, etc., etc., but I don’t have time because I need to finish the first draft of SZK so I can get it out there while I’m still making the tabloids. But really. You’re all awesome and I want to say thanks for your support thus far, and for your continued involvement which gives me the confidence to keep plugging away day after day.
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Congratulations, although I was hoping for pie.