I have a very exciting announcement to make on Monday. No, I didn’t get a job (yet) or an agent (hah), but it’s almost as good. I can’t wait to share it with everyone, but I kind of like making you sweat through the whole weekend, because clearly this is all you’re going to be thinking about. Yeah, don’t lie. I know you.
In the meantime, I’ll keep the nefarious cackling to a minimum, and content myself with a secretive little smile instead.